At work today I decided with a fellow worker "bee" named Alex, the transcript warrior, that I could create a list of ways to avoid filing. Kristina ( boss ) if you happen to stubble upon this, don't tell me you wouldn't be able to come up with a list of ways to avoid signing transcripts.ha1. Show up a little late to work, so then filing may be hugely reduced in size.
2. Stop by each persons desk, and ask them about their nights, and then respond positively, then they will ask you about your evening ( a good 15 mins )
3. Then go back around and ask if anyone needs help
4. use the restroom...and wash your hands...twice.
5. When someone gives you a task on the computer, take your time, and try to find any mistake, and ask a few different people in the office what they think about it.
6. Twilight chat with Peggy ( another office friend)
7.Anti-Twilight chat with Alex ( transcript warrior)
8. Talk about ways to avoid filing with other people in the office.
9. Think about actually filing...
10.Water Kristina ( my bosses) plants....
So really in the end, I have to file because I am called their "filing fairy". Though today I got a new assignment... I am now the Friday Microwave cleaner...Let me tell you that thing is sparkling by the time I'm done with. Seeing as I find cleaning a microwave another option of avoiding filing. its great.
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